I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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