You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I didn't notice because vodka
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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