she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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