and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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