Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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