guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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