yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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