Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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