Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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