I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
...so i touched it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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