So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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