Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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