come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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