The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
now i know why i became what i already was.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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