I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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