is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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