youre lurking in front of me
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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