So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Never underestimate the power of titties
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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