I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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