i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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