god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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