Kiss
Puke
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Soap is not a condiment
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize