The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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