Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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