i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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