the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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