We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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