we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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