he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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