im having a threesome with these popsicles
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i now understand why vodka
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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