that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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