My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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