Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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