My liver just broke up with me...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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