She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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