I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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