yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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