I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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