i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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