Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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