I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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