PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
wow bdsm is so cute
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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