He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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