The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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