So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Mom said you looked used
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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