I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
ttyl tear gas
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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