So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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