just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
