This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize