It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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