Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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