Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I would ride that face into the sunset
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