everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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