i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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