ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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